“I love it when the housekeeper comes.  What a wonderful gift that is!  In my busy life, having someone organize me is a great feeling.”

However, she made a horrible boo-boo.  Well, I can forgive her….it was her first day.  After working for awhile, I went upstairs from the downstairs office to check on her.  She asked me the strangest thing. 

“Can your dog get on the furniture?” she asked innocently. 

I stared at her in shock.  Apparently, she had no clue what she had just said. 

I replied, with due seriousness, “Buddy is allowed to sit anywhere he pleases.  If anyone sits on the floor, it’s us.” 

“Oh.”  she said, noting my tone.  “I understand.” 

I patted her shoulder.   Some people just don’t get it at first.

Buddy Rules!

Rule Number 1:  Buddy does what Buddy wants. 

Rule Number 2:  See rule number 1.

-The Barker’s Mom, I just live here.