Recent quote in Pet Store Window: “Buy One Dog, Get One Flea!”

“A real Christian is the one who can give his pet parrot to the town gossip” (Billy Graham)

The Difference Between A Cat and A Dog: 

A Dog thinks:  “You love, feed me, shelter me, care for me, you must be God”

A Cat thinks:  “You love me, feed me, shelter me, care for me, I must be God.”